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SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

Journal Entry: Mon May 5, 2008, 9:51 AM

how is it possible that i just got over 100 pageviews in only a few hours?
that doesn't normally happen.
so my guess is either thanks to Gordon's kitty picture [link]
or maybe someone featured me but didn't tell me?
if so, let me know please! =)


have a good day all. :peace:


  • Mood: Hungry

Sigma in da house

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 21, 2008, 10:25 AM

I just got my new Sigma 50mm F/2.8 Macro in the mail! :camera:

This is going to make things a lot easier for me.... so now I can do portraits and macros at once! When you say two pigeons with a stone.

(the 50mm I used for my latest portraits was not mine, hence the excitement)


:peace:


  • Mood: Hungry

Denmark

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 11, 2008, 6:03 AM


Seems like my short trip to Denmark has been my most productive so far!
Lots of portraits that turned out pretty good!
It's all thanks to the amazing 50mm really =)

I hope you like them.
There are still a couple more to come.


:peace:


  • Mood: Irritated
  • Reading: The Kite Runner

5 of them

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 5, 2008, 1:40 PM



[...] And maybe, if they wanted to, they could have a baby. His mum wasn't too old. She was thirty-eight. You could have a baby when you were thirty-eight. So then there would be five of them, and it wouldn't matter quite so much if one of them died. Well, it would matter, of course it would matter, but at least it wouldn't leave somebody, he or his mum or Will or his little boy, completely on their own. [...]


  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: checking out Amy WInehouse.....don't like her
  • Reading: About A Boy - Nick Hornby

Things to do in an elevator

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 17, 2008, 10:28 AM
this is so funny!!! well some are pretty boring so i put in bold the ones i like the best



1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you

2. Push buttons and pretend they shock you

3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people and then push the wrong ones

4. Call the psychic hotline on your cellphone and ask if they know what floor you're on

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend.
After a while let the doors close and say "Hi Greg! How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until some one picks it up and then scream "THAT'S MINE!"
:rofl:

7. Pretend you're a flght attendant and go over the emergency procedures and exits with the other people

8. Stand really close to someone sniffing them occasionally

9. When the doors close annonce to the other people "It's ok! Don't panic! They will open again"

10. Call out group hug and then enforce it

11. Crack open your breifcase or purse and while looking inside ask "Got enough air in there?"

12. Stand silently in the corner facing the wall without getting off


13. Stare at another person for a while and then annonce in horror "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly

14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people

15. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope

16. Stare grinning at another person for a while and then say "I have new socks on" :rofl:

17. Draw a square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the other passengers "This is MY personal space"

18. Lay down a twister mat and ask other people if they want to play

19. Swat at flies that don't exist

20. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead muttering "Shut up all of you... just shut up!

21. Bring a camera and take pictures of you and everyone else on the elevator

22. Pretend you're listening to music on a headset and start dancing like crazy

24. Ask "Did you feel that?"

25. Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button

26. Leave a box in the corner and when people get on ask if they hear ticking.


  • Mood: Jealous