this is so funny!!! well some are pretty boring so i put in bold the ones i like the best
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you
2. Push buttons and pretend they shock you
3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people and then push the wrong ones
4. Call the psychic hotline on your cellphone and ask if they know what floor you're on
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend.
After a while let the doors close and say "Hi Greg! How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until some one picks it up and then scream "THAT'S MINE!" 
7. Pretend you're a flght attendant and go over the emergency procedures and exits with the other people
8. Stand really close to someone sniffing them occasionally
9. When the doors close annonce to the other people "It's ok! Don't panic! They will open again"
10. Call out group hug and then enforce it
11. Crack open your breifcase or purse and while looking inside ask "Got enough air in there?"
12. Stand silently in the corner facing the wall without getting off
13. Stare at another person for a while and then annonce in horror "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly
14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people
15. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
16. Stare grinning at another person for a while and then say "I have new socks on"
17. Draw a square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the other passengers "This is MY personal space"
18. Lay down a twister mat and ask other people if they want to play
19. Swat at flies that don't exist
20. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead muttering "Shut up all of you... just shut up!
21. Bring a camera and take pictures of you and everyone else on the elevator
22. Pretend you're listening to music on a headset and start dancing like crazy
24. Ask "Did you feel that?"
25. Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button
26. Leave a box in the corner and when people get on ask if they hear ticking.
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i think no 25 could have been what i would do..
there was an austrian hidden camera series called "echt fett".
they also did some elevator sketches. but none of these is as funny as yours (at least when written down)
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i'm too shy to do any of them. and also, don't you think you'd need like a huge elevator, and a ride that lasted at least a few minutes if you wanted to do any of those things??
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stop violence, shoot back!
oh yes, especially that
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I actually did no. 25 as a kid.
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11 reminded me of Jeff Dunham and one of his stories with his dolls at the airport.
Do you know Jeff Dunham? If you don't, you should check out those (in that order): 1, 2, 3. And his most famous one: Achmed.
14 reminded me of this Garfield comic strip
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